Sunday, November 24, 2013

an intro to bad parenting

I have a feeling the content of this blog may switch gears a little bit.
You know, since I'm not pregnant anymore.

Feel free to tune in weekly to learn new ways I have discovered how to ruin my son's life.
Let me get you up to speed.

(This is a judge-free zone.)

- Baby J's first week home was spent watching the entire third season of Walking Dead with mom & dad. As a result, his "baby noises" consist solely of zombie-like grunts and groans, with the occasional (constant) snort.

- Sometimes when he is fussy, we scare him and give him an opportunity to reevaluate the situation so he realizes he doesn't need to be crying. It usually doesn't work, but we do it anyway.

- this


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