Monday, August 13, 2012

making up for lost time,

Ten years from now I would like to see hovercrafts and moving sidewalks.

And an insanely obese population. (I wouldn't like that, that's just a side effect of the moving sidewalks.)


Surprise, surprise. If you knew me in college, you knew when it came to food, nothing could be done right. Chicken turned grey, bread went moldy, and I somehow imagined to do the absolute impossible; I ruined ramen noodles.

Listen closely, friends. Something magical happened when I got married. I became quite the domestic wife. (Dear Cami Brantly, that doesn't mean I became a domestic animal. I'm still very human.) It means I can COOK! Not only that, but I can cook well. Very well. If you're lucky I might start sharing recipes and photos of food.

Mmmmmmm. Food.


Figure it out:

I'm not afraid of bees/hornets/wasps.
I am insanely afraid of bugs that can sting.
I'm pregnant.


Trick question, I don't want a pet.
But if I did, it would be a baby.


Also, just for kicks.

My husband calls me a reester.
I feel completely justified. I'm on vacation.
...And I am insanely backed up.

Have a lovely day :)