Saturday, July 27, 2013


Lately my husband has been so considerate of my inflated emotions.

He likes to call me tubby.
And mention the outrageous number of zits on my face.

Lately I have been completely selfish and uncaring.

I eat cookies in front of my nieces without sharing.
And don't console them when they cry.
Really I just point them to the kitchen and say "Get your own."

Terrible parents in the making.
Watch out, world.


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