I just ate way too many double stuffed green olives.
Green olives + jalapeƱos + garlic = a recipe for disaster breath.
What can I say? I'm a slave to the parasite inside of me. If baby wants bad breath, bad breath it is.
Also, sometimes it's okay to cry if you can't spear an olive on your first 18 tries. nbd.
Sunday, April 7, 2013
bad breath? I can relate.
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