Saturday, January 5, 2013

it's a good thing I'm not asian

Asians, don't take offense. This could be anybody. This was just the best example I had.

I am blessed with a lovely gift called hand tremors. They are so great.

What this entails is the inability to use my hands for any small task. Example: Painting my nails. Doing my make up. Putting a lid on a pen. Stitching by hand. It also creates some of the greatest awkward moments.

A guy once asked me if I liked him so much that his presence made my hands shake.

HAHAH. No. I don't. I always shake. But if it makes you feel better… No. I still don't like you. No matter how bad these tremors get.

That is beside the point.
The point is, today I am grateful not to be an asian who has to put on make up every day.
Not that this has to do with asians...
But I just tried to paint my nails.

Our tile is going to need some heavy cleaning.


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